Big Balls

1. Well I'm upper-upper class high society,

Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,

And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.

R: I've GOT big balls, I've GOT big balls,

They're SUCH big balls, they're DIRTY big balls,

And HE's got big balls, and SHE's got big balls,

BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST - BALLS OF THEM ALL.

2. And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,

And everybody comes and comes again.

If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.

R: I've GOT big balls...

3. Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,

But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.

My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

R: I've GOT big balls...