Brew Ha Ha!

TGIF cause the stress ends soon

Got your friends on your couch & your disc rocking tunes

As you stand with your band in a room that is strewn

With Zeus juice, froot loops and old yoo hoos

Rounds of hi 5's and cries of "Yeah, dude!"

Smoking cigarettes and sipping witches brew

It's kid tested, mom approved

To make your Jimmy swagger like the duke

Dressed in your best threads for club lagoon

They got teeny bikinis with real pontoons

Out the door & down the avenue

The shit's getting ill like repute

Enter the strobe light exit harvest moon

Greet throngs of paragons with your own platoon

They bet you to step to this one that's cute

She stands with her man hope he's chicken like Perdue

If belligerence were affluence you'd be tycoon

Try to overthrow the prince and start the coup

But he's grown nuts like cashew so he must be introduced

To your best friend your best man and new right shoe

Brutes execute like John Wilkes Boothe

Controlled by choke holds, low blows and broken tooth

Fists bring the pain rain like monsoon

Split the scene before you get the boot

You're the kinda guy who thinks that life is simply passing you

That last gasp is grasping you. Heard that last laugh get laughed at you.

Is it coming true what your friends said in the last seats in backa you

No they're wrong. Like the way George Bush spoke Sadaam at you

Assess the damages and cast off those tags that the bullied branded you

You're just disenchanted with Nasdaq like that cat back in Atlanta was

Yet you still have the will to deal with the deck that's been handed you

You be the outcast who outlast those old fears that panicked you

And now we have you on your way back from your first crack at Pamela

She'll become the better half of you. Just hope the rest of the night pass without somebody slamming you

Now your crews acting rude stupid talk being spewed

Going off half cocked with twice the attitude

Young fools acting sick wanta kick like kung fu

Watched too much Bruce Lee, Jet Li and John Woo

Limbo how low will you stoop

The sickness of fitfulness spreads like the flu

Run with the wolf pack attack the chicken coop

Flexin on the next kid who you run into

Laughing while you turn his ass black and blue

Pounce and bounce him into icu

Hop a train or a taxi head home like pigeons do

Smile as you greet the morning dew