Wireless In Heaven

My wife took all the money, left me for a cop.

And I don't know nobody in this coffee shop.

I'm starin' at the menu board, waitin' in a line,

With ten bucks on my Starbucks card and one thing on my mind

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know.

Do I need a password to log in when I go?

And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

I order mocha latte ginger jasmine tea.

The pretty little cashier girl looks up and smiles at me;

She says "it is an honor", she knows who I am,

Her grandpa plays the guitar and he's my biggest fan.

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know.

Do I need a password to log in when I go?

And does Jesus have a website to send in my e-mail?

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

I'm cosmically connected, spiritually aware.

They say I'm apathetic, but I don't really care.

Pathetically reflective, feeling over-matched,

I wanna meet my maker with no wires attached.

Is there wireless in heaven? I just wanna know.

Do I need a password to log in when I go?

Tell me will Jesus answer my e-mail?

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?

Is there wireless in heaven, or do I go to hell?