I Am the Walrus

Well, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation T-shirt

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the Eggman (whoo!)

They are the Eggmen (whoo!)

And I am the Walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying

I'm crying (Ahhh!)

I'm crying

I'm crying (whoooo!)

Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife

Pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the Eggman (whoo!)

They are the Eggmen (whoo!)

And I am the Walrus

Goo goo g'joob goo goo

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come

You get a tan from sitting in the English rain

I am the Eggman (How do you do, sir?)

They are the Eggmen

And I am the Walrus

Goo goo g'joob ga goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert, choking smoker

Don't you see the joker laughs at you?

(Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho!)

See how they run like pigs from a sty

See how they schnied

I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should've seen them kicking

Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman (whoo!)

They are the Eggmen (whoo!)

I am the Walrus (whoo!)

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goob

Jooba, jooba

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Jooba, jooba

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Jooba, jooba

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Jooba, jooba

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Jooba jooba, yeah!

Well, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

Said, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

I said, I am he as he is she and she is me and we are all together

I said, I am he as he is she and she and he and we are all together

All together now