Threesome

Some people try to keep something alive

After it's gone, After it dies

They try all kinds of things

Like taking off rings

Swapping up keys

Seeing who swings

I'm happy to say that you and

I've got no problem

Baby, I just wanted you to know

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna sleep with nobody else

I don't wanna be a swinger

I'd rather keep you all to myself

Now, sometimes at night

after the kids are in bed

I'm changing the channels

And you're surfing the web

I stumble onto that show

With all of those ladies

You know with those things

Acting all crazy

I don't know how they manage

To do all that damage

We barely find enough time to kiss

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna sleep with nobody else

I don't wanna be a swinger

I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice

In this family life

I don't need an affair with a friend

I don't wanna have a threesome

Ever again

So I'll get away

If you can slip away too

I'll meet you at three

Alright, I'll meet you at two

We know just where to go

We know just what to do

It's perfect that way

Just me and you

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna sleep with nobody else

I don't wanna be a swinger

I'd rather keep you all to myself

I've got enough spice

in this family life

I don't need an affair with a friend

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna have a threesome

I don't wanna have a threesome

Ever again