Step Right Up And Break My Heart

I'm gonna join a county fair

A sideshow on the midway

I'm so good at gettin' hurt

I might as well be getting paid

Stand to make a fortune

Why be a fool for free?

When I can charge a dime for every time

They make a fool out of me

I'll be shouting

Step right up and break my heart

It's so easy to do

And naturally, the hurting's on me

So you ain't got nothing to lose

Step right up and break my heart

Hey boys, don't be shy

I guarantee it's so easy

A winner every time

Oh I must've been out of my mind

Why didn't I think of this before?

I can't help being a fool

But at least now I won't be poor

'Cause the boys will come from miles around

'Cause they love to see me hurt

So if they don't mind standing in line

I can give 'em their money's worth

I'll be shouting

Step right up and break my heart

It's so easy to do

And naturally, the hurting's on me

So you ain't got nothing to lose

Step right up and break my heart

Hey boys, don't be shy

I guarantee it's so easy

A winner every time

Step right up and break my heart

It's so easy to do

And naturally, the hurting's on me

So you ain't got nothing to lose

Step right up and break my heart

Hey boys, don't be shy

I guarantee it's so easy

A winner every time