Spiders And Snakes

I remember when Loretta Lynn

Said, ?You wanna walk me home again??

And I said, ?Hmm, yes, I do?

And she said, ?Well, I don't have to go right home

And I'm the kind that don't want to be alone

If you would, I would too?

And so we took a stroll

And wound down by the swimmin' hole

And she said, ?Do what you wanna do, I don't care?

I got silly and I found me a frog

In the water by a holler log

I shook it at her and I said, ?Loretta, this frog's for you?

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes

To love me like I want you to

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes

To love me like I wanna be loved by you

Well, I think of that girl from time to time

And I phone up when I got me a dime

And I say, ?Hello baby, ain't you cool??

She said, ?Do you remember when

And would you like to get together again?

Hope you do, hey, I'll see you after school?

Well, I was shy and so for awhile

Most of my lovin' was touch and smile

'Til she said, ?Come on over here, I don't care?

I was nervous as you might guess

Still lookin' for somethin' to slip down her dress

And she said, ?Evidently, Conway

You don't know why we're here?

Yeah, I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes

To love me like I want you to

I don't like spiders and snakes

And that ain't what it takes

To love me like I wanna be loved by you