Mr. Good Bar

Nah, y'all, nah, y'all, uh-uh

I ain't disrespectin' though

I'm just sayin' it happen to me

It can happen to him

How you doing?

What's your name?

Oh, you're his girl

Hello, my name is Mr. Goodbar

I'm came to offer champagne

Later on, maybe, I'll tell you my real name

But for now sip your drink and be merry

And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry

Me, I'll have a Cowa-loo and milk

'Cause champagne always stains my silk

You got a man? That's somethin' we will talk about

He's smart enough to have ya, but dumb enough to let ya out

I like ya friendly bag, your alligator shoes

Ya hairstyle, and ya whole point of view

The way you lick your lips and stare

You tell me that's a habit, hmm, yeah

Funny coated legs with not one scar

The stylish wardrobe is up to par

Here's my number; call me in my car

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar

So how long you been talkin' to him?

Word, nah, he's cool with me, he's cool with me

Oh, he loves you

Honey, open up a bottle of brandy

Better yet, have a piece of Cool J candy

And sweat the man with the master disaster

Break ya like plaster-plan and

The cards on the table, and the deal is dealt

Uh, I'm in the mood for a tuna melt

And I can't make you; I sure wouldn't rape you

Feelin' kinda mellow, and I sure would hate to leave the job half-done (Nah!)

Cause at a time like this you're the one that I'm lookin' for

Callin' on the floor (Woof!)

I'm comin' back for more

If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa

I'll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisa, then smoke a cigar

You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar

Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line

oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, he's my man; word him too

Yeah, I like Bobby Brown

Tell him he's cool but

Don't be cruel, 'cause you'll be on your own

Cause my, rockin' my microphone

Come and get this ice-cream cone

Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home

Grown and healthy, that's how I like 'em

Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs

Hmm, Mr. Goodbar style

You haven't met a guy like me in a while

I jump out a cake, dance, play, shake I ain't got no Body By Jake

Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer

Don and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon

Ya know what I'm sayin'?

I'm Mr. Goodbar, (Goodbar) yeah

So, you know next time, uh, your man is out

Check my,

Nah, nah, he's cool

But my girl, oh, I don't know, your man might be with her, uh

Ya know what I'm sayin'?

But I'm with you, yeah, Mr. Goodbar, baby, uh

May I say, may I say that outfit you got on,

Slim, juicy lips; so honey coated,

Yo, he never says that to you

He never gives you compliments

Yo, he be givin' you flowers, baby

And tellin' you how much he cares for you

Does he hold you, and caress you, and give you affection

I didn't think so