Bartender Please

It's L to the L and Cool to the J

This is just how we funk today

And when it's time for us to get

Know what I mean?

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)

Feel me... Feel me

Got money, I don't care bout that

I don't care about that

Feel me... Feel me

Keep them ordinary chicks away

Get up out my face

Feel me... Feel me

Bring another hundred bottles a day

Bartender please

Feel me... Feel me

Like fo real though

All this fraudulent shinin

And imitation diamonds is damn near blinding

Every time leave the country

I gotta come back foreign just to remind ya

Know they watchin my moves but they never figure out exactly how I'm grindin

I needs rock to my ears

They say the bands look at the finest

No captains, funny

Flashing this money like you taking something from me

Girl gave me the eye, this dude's a dummy

Don't play boy, I'll bag yo lil bunny

Chain around my neck made the night look sunny

Game so cold, your crew knows it's runny

L's in the building, you know that kid

'Cause 100 for yo nose, baby blow that quick

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)

Feel me... Feel me

Got money, I don't care bout that

I don't care about that

Feel me... Feel me

Keep them ordinary chicks away

Get up out my face

Feel me... Feel me

Bring another hundred bottles a day

Bartender please

Feel me... Feel me

Hold and grow, dipped in what

Get a grip then flip, grip the dick, Heathcliff

The giff, the gaff, the riff, the raff

I'm slick with the bit when I pin it to

I'm attracted swag or the crip Louie bags

La di da and my Adidas

Get out for shizzey, just say you never pissey

You'll never as cool as me, cool, chill back

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)

Feel me... Feel me

Got money, I don't care bout that

I don't care about that

Feel me... Feel me

Keep them ordinary chicks away

Get up out my face

Feel me... Feel me

Bring another hundred bottles a day

Bartender please

Feel me... Feel me

Yea, this the same old script

LL Jordan, white riders on tip

Proving every rapper in the game can't spit

You gon turn around and get yo forehead split

Finish with the workout, I might blow the splif

Young girls talking bout – Hi, Mister Smith

Quick baby, put the Maserati in 5th

Brim on the 80 ave, lookin all stiff

LL, boy where you been?

Without you in the game how the coach gon win?

Call Snoop Dogg, it's time to go in

Tell my man Bootsy bring the big mouths in

Step on the parkay, you know I'm gon win

It's tight balling, you can't defend

If money is stacked up, Cool's locked in

Ya'll get the message, I ain't gotta press send

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)

Feel me... Feel me

Got money, I don't care bout that

I don't care about that

Feel me... Feel me

Keep them ordinary chicks away

Get up out my face

Feel me... Feel me

Bring another hundred bottles a day

Bartender please

Feel me... Feel me

LL Cool J

Grab a big mouth and funk away

LL Cool J

Grab a big mouth and funk away

LL Cool J

Forget yo swag

Forget yo swag

You ain't got no swag, hell no

L, baby kill to the J

This is how we funk today

Snoop Doggy Dogg, wuddup?

Wuddup Snoop?

L, move yo ass

Stuck in that boys are now

Yo Big Bootsy, what's happenin baby?

Ball around the world, call big mouth girl

How old is them people?

LJ, I'm ridin daily

Ride Sally, side

Until the smoke comes out yo thighs

LL's back on the lot

What else? Let it rock

L, are you ready to rock?

I'm ready

LL, are you ready to rock?

Snoop I'm ready

LL's back on the lot

Ready to rock

Are you ready?

I'm ready, Bootsy

Yea

Stuck in that boys are now

You might need some gin & juice after this