Crazy Miranda

Crazy Miranda

Lives on propaganda

She believes anything she reads

It could be one side or the other

Free Press or Time Life covers

She follows newsprint anywhere it leads

But still she can't seem to read

And nobody knows

Nobody knows what she needs

It could be love

All the pretty ladies textbooks

Tell her how to have the "next look"

The Bible tells her stay as plain as you are

But she wants all the pretty boys beside her

To write some pretty words to guide her

To tell her they love her body as well as her mind

She wants some kind of sign—a sign of love

Oh never mind—she's not your kind.