Don’t Shoot (I’m a Man)

I get up every day.

It's a miracle, I'm told.

Somehow I live to work.

So I hit the road.

Squeeze into my hybrid car,

drive as fast as I can

while I scan the rooftops.

Yeah, I scan the rooftops.

Don't shoot, I'm a maaaaaan.

So don't shoot, I'm a maaaaaan.

I live in every city

all around the world.

Some times its way too hot.

Some times its friggin' cold.

One thing's always the same,

no matter what they say,

There's way too many problems.

Way, way too many problems.

You wish you were swinging from the trees.

You wish you were slicing through the breeze

You wish you were a king or a queen.

You wish you'd hit the lottery.

Wishin' is for chumps, High hopin' is for fools.

They'll hunt you down.

They'll taze you bro for playin' with the rules.

Don't shoot, I'm a maaaaaan.

Don't shoot, I'm a maaaaaan.

Don't shoot, I'm a maaaaaan.

I've got a big dilema

to punt or go for broke

it's got me goin' sleepless

and I'm about to choke

let me ask you something

answer if you can

think before you answer

there is no correct answer

So Don't shoot, I'm a maaaaaan.

Don't shoot, I'm a maaaaaan..

Don't Taze Me Bro!

Don't Taze Me Bro!

Don't Taze Me Bro!

Don't Taze Me Bro!