Raise Your Glass

I know I've done it again

Left myself an impossible situation

So drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing

Raise your glass, join the toast

Pass the parcel 'til your bubble bursts

Set the fuse place the charge

Try your best to dodge the blast

Five died, one embarrassed survivor

Tried to raise a smile but failed

Shell shocked grimace glued to his face

Trailed off to the bar to start again

Raise your glass

Pass the parcel 'til your bubble bursts

Then pull it out rip it up tear it to shreds

Hurry on with the next

Fun to guess,

If a little complicated

The winning hand

Won't always take it your way

Place your bet, swill it down

And start again, knowing full well

You've left yourself an impossible situation

So drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing

BOMB!

All right, that's all you get

Do ya want to remember or try to forget

Whatever's left's just a passing memory

You might as well just raise your glass, join the toast

Pass the parcel 'til your bubble bursts

Then pull it out rip it up tear it to shreds

Hurry on with the next

Fun to guess,

If a little complicated

The winning hand

Won't always take it your way

Place your bet, swill it down

And start again, knowing full well

You've left yourself an impossible situation

So drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing

BOMB!

I know I've done it again

Left myself an impossible situation

So drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing!